"I don't totally understand it (don't think I'm supposed to), but it made me laugh. Ryan Gosling eye candy was a pleasant bonus to the crafty-nerd references.The format reminds me a bit of the old Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy bits…"
"First a couple of questions:
1)What are your seam allowances for the bottom of the shirt and the top of the skirt?
2) How wide is the elastic you are using?
Here's what I would do:
I would have 5/8" (bare minimum 1/2") seam…"