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From the discussion over here, I can tell you ladies love talking about ugly patterns! Since it's so much fun, let's make it a contest: In this thread, post an image of the ugliest pattern envelope you can find. I'll pick the winner based on my completely objective tastes. The winner will receive a definitely non-ugly pattern from my stash (I'll hopefully have the right size for you).

Get going and let's see some heinous patterns!

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This is mind boggling. Apron chaps? Pants for strippers? And what on earth is that on her abdomen--a marsupial pocket with lace trim?  They look so darned happy about it. Don't they know that they're wearing the most insane sewing invention EVER?!
I'm afraid that's because they are drawn. You would be hard pressed to find a real-life model to look even half that cheerful wearing something like that.
I really think that the best part is you can make a pair for your man, too! I mean, I know matchy-matchy apron patterns were big for forever, but really! I bet he would take one of those horrible embroidered novelty 50s ones any day over this!
Amy, you are hilarious :-)))
Now this one tops all, a completely bad idea taken to level of hidious! This is beyond funny! It does take the cake, table, floor... The whole shebang!
Mena...  I just know.. this one has to be the winner...................oooooh ugly.......ha,ha,ha ha
yay, this is sooo funny!!



Though maybe all those HGTV hosts who "renovate" in designer gear might like these...LOL 

Looks like Burt Reynolds and Farrah Fawcet Majors!
Amazing. I like the apron chaps description. The ruffles are spectacular.
Love all the terrible patterns. This one is quite a gem too!
That literally hurt my eyeballs to look at it. (Anyone else now singing "Can't Touch This?")


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