From the discussion over here, I can tell you ladies love talking about ugly patterns! Since it's so much fun, let's make it a contest: In this thread, post an image of the ugliest pattern envelope you can find. I'll pick the winner based on my completely objective tastes. The winner will receive a definitely non-ugly pattern from my stash (I'll hopefully have the right size for you).
Get going and let's see some heinous patterns!
I've got such a modest collection of patterns that I don't have anything bad. If you'd said knitting patterns though, I've got a few!
Look forward to seeing some ugly pictures...
My Grammy sewed a hundred of these fuzzy numbers for my aunt who lived in Florida. Who probably still wears them today. (bless her heart)
I think the horror of the pattern envelope combined with the fact that I actually KNOW the person who wore it should make me a contest winner. (This is the most fun I've had all day!)